My Recent Surgery And Absence


          I haven't  been around lately and thought some might like to know
     why.

          The day before Christmas, I was shopping with my daughter and all
     was  fine.   Some of you  know I  have been  having some  tingling and
     numbness in my  hands over the past year but otherwise, I was fine and
     my blood sugar  has stayed in the normal range without medications and
     just dieting and exercise.  The day or two after Christmas, I couldn't
     walk without assistance  and my hands were  about 50 percent numb.   I
     could not read or write Braille or feel the keys  on the keyboard well
     enough to type emails.   Needless to say, I was big time  freaked out.
     For a year and a  half, about ever 3 to 4 months, just when I would be
     getting over  a lower back pain episode, it would  come back.  Once it
     was so bad, I had to go to  the emergency room via ambulance because I
     literally could not move.  I  got over that in about a week  or so but
     then came the big one at  Christmas.  I went to our family  doctor, he
     sent me to the emergency room, and  they sent me home after telling me
     I need  an MRI, as if I didn't already guess as much, but after a week
     of nobody getting the MRI scheduled, I entered the emergency room once
     again.  They tried, and failed, God bless them, a lumbar puncture.  It
     isn't  as painful  as it sounds,  trying to  shove a needle  into your
     spinal cord for drawing fluid,  but the psychological effect is beyond
     measure mentally  and emotionally.   No,  I didn't cry  as they  tried
     killing me  but I didn't  win the patient  of the month  award either.
     Plus, I  deliberately skipped giving the  doctor a tip.   Anyhow, that
     didn't work.   Believe it or not, they  finally did two MRI  tests and
     when  the right  neurologist was called  in, he  figured out  what was
     wrong.  I was so  weak below the waist,  I couldn't walk without  help
     and my  hands, as I said, were like two  useless numb clubs at the end
     of my arms.  No pain.  No fooling.  I had no pain any place.  amazing.
     It felt as  if my whole body,  however, was slowly getting  weaker and
     weaker and I  honestly figured I might  be leaving this world  for the
     next.  To say I was scared would be an understatement.  The last  week
     I was at home,  I refused going to my office where my computer and new
     ham  gear was because I  honestly thought I was  never going to get to
     use any of it again.

          I  was  admitted on  January the  fourteenth for  spinal stenosis
     surgery.  I  received to surgeries for  the price of one  because they
     had to open the front  of my throat to put in a scope to see what they
     were  doing when  putting  a titanium  plate and  screws  to fuse  two
     vertebra together.  No, I can't feel it.   Then, once that was done, I
     was turned over and the back of my  neck was cut open to remove a disk
     only to be replaced with a synthetic  bone mass material to lessen the
     compression it was creating on  my entire spinal system.   They waited
     to do the surgery because, they said, I was in no physical danger.  If
     they could have only read my mind.  I acted normal, though, so no  one
     but my  family new how spooked I  was.  I'm not kidding.   I thought I
     was a goner.   Not being able to tel that you are  holding a tissue in
     your hand to blow your nose is right down scary as a  blind person and
     I don't  give a  damn what  the NFB  says about  it.   For my  sighted
     friends reading this, I'll explain about that some other time.  By the
     way, I have been  blind for 44 years  and I still haven't adjusted  to
     it.  I mean, I have  never recommended anybody go blind because  it is
     so fun that they should try it for themselves.  You know  what I mean,
     Vern?  Anyhow, I had to  have a heart stress test but a  chemical test
     since  I  couldn't  stand to  walk  on  the treadmill.    That  was an
     interesting experience and  not as bad as  I thought but as  I said, I
     already thought I had one foot in the grave and the other on a  banana
     peal in  the first  place so  the heart  stress test was  more than  a
     little scary.  My heart is fine, fortunately, so on to the surgery two
     days later.

          The  surgery was scheduled  for 7 hours  but it went  so well, it
     lasted  5 hours.  I had  been wearing a dumb  neck brace for two weeks
     already and another week  after surgery.  He had said  I would wear it
     for six  more weeks but after my appointment  Monday, he took the neck
     brace off, told  me to be  careful, and sent  me home.   I am using  a
     walker about  50  percent of  the time  now and  also having  physical
     therapy at home a  couple of times each week.  My  hands have returned
     to about where they were before this  all began and the doctor said to
     be patient concerning  my hands because it  will take awhile.   As you
     can  see, I  am typing,  but slower  than normal  but  thank God  I am
     typing.  Writing is  very important to me.   I sit around  watching TV
     with an egg shaped vibrator in my hand to stimulate nerve development,
     which drives  me crazy, but I am more  than just a little thankful for
     the  progress made so far.   When I awakened in  the recovery room, My
     lower back pain was totally gone and I could feel the strength already
     in my body from the waist down.  Boy, was I thankful for that.  I came
     home  after only two and a half days.   I think I'll write and ask our
     insurance company for  a partial refund since  I came home sooner.   I
     asked the  doctor what  I did to  cause the  whole thing  because I've
     never been in an  accident or anything that would have caused  it.  He
     said I did  nothing but rather it  was a degenerative type  think that
     started showing itself a year and a half ago until it  suddenly popped
     out full blown.  Weird.  I have a six inch scar incision down the back
     of my neck and about a  2 inch incision on the front right  of my neck
     which my grandchildren  think are cool.   No, they don't hurt  now but
     did a little for two days in the  hospital.  The staples are all taken
     out already, too.   No, that didn't hurt either when they removed them
     Monday.

          Did  I learn anything?   Yes.  Mostly  importantly I learned just
     how dad blamed important your family is.  My daughter, she is 30 years
     old,  stayed every  night  with me  in the  hospital,  which was  more
     helpful than you can imagine,  and especially the two different nights
     I couldn't sleep at all the whole  night.  Nurses are very helpful but
     it  ain't  like having  your own  family  with you.   Coming  home was
     interesting.  I couldn't shower by myself so my son had to help me.  I
     sat on a chair in the shower stall and shaving was a trip, let me tell
     you.  Plus, I had a water proof neck brace I had to wear and the other
     brace I  had to wear  even when sleeping.   I felt  like a turtle.   I
     probably smelled like one, too, by this stage of the game.  My son put
     up  various grab  bars around  the bathroom and  down the  four stairs
     leading down into my office built on the side of the house.  My 2 year
     old grandson, when I use the walker,  likes to hold on to the front to
     guide me through the house.  He is a better driver than I am, too.  My
     wife waited on me hand and foot at home at first and believe me,  when
     you  cannot take care of yourself as  a blind person, it really does a
     whammy on your personal pride.  My wife is  blind, too, of course, and
     works full time  from a computer station at home for the same hospital
     I was  in but she was  always there for me.   We just had  our thirty-
     seventh wedding anniversary a week before the surgery.  We'll  have to
     celebrate later when I'm more back to normal, whatever normal is.  I'm
     glad I married the right woman; that's for sure.

          By the way, I had to be fed for a couple of three days unless the
     food was something I could pick up but even that was difficult.  For a
     couple of days after the surgery, my wife even had to put the pills in
     my mouth and the glass of water  in both hands because I couldn't feel
     when the  medication was  in my hands.   Talk  about humbling.   Did I
     learn anything?  I now know what it  feels like to think you are going
     to die and it is no picnic and I even know where my picnic is going to
     be, if you get my drift.  Plus, I thought I was stronger than that but
     believe me, when you can't walk without  falling, which I did a couple
     of times, and as a blind person, you can't feel what you are touching,
     all sorts of  weird thoughts pass through  your mind and emotions.   I
     know some of  you reading  this don't  know me  so I'm  sorry for  the
     dribble  but I  just thoughts some  might like  to hear what  has been
     happening the last month or so in my life.

     There is  a website  my neurosurgeon  recommended which  has a lot  of
     textual information about this surgery  but for those of you receiving
     this who can  see, it has  video, too, and  shows the entire  surgical
     procedure I had.  Click on  the link below if interested.   Otherwise,
     live long and prosper, as Spoc used to say.  Is he still alive?

     Addendum:  February 8, 2009

          Praise the Lord!   I can now  shower without help, I'm  no longer
     using the walker, and although  I have a lot of stiffness  in my upper
     and lower body, and although my hands are still not completely normal,
     everything  is dramatically  improved.    My  physical  therapist  had
     planned coming twice  a week for two months but after three weeks post
     op, she said  I was equal to a  physical level of 6 to  8 weeks beyond
     the surgery.  So this week was  her last week.  I'll be returning soon
     to the surgeon  for new x-rays and eventually another MRI to check all
     that was done and how it looks.

          I haven't been scheduling any prayer sessions as of yet because I
     have a ways to go before feeling well enough to continue doing that on
     a regular bases so your continued prayers are appreciated.

     Phil.

     P.S.  I had  someone email me and learned  Spoc is still alive and  77
     years of age.

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